is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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