Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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