how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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