it's great music for shaving your balls
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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