At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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