At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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