Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
where does the pee come out of this thing
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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