i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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