DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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