ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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