Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?