come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.