You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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