I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me