oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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