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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

(843): View more from South Carolina

Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I swear god or herbie drove my car home

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(816): View more from Missouri

I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins

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(360): View more from Washington

It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.

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(714): View more from California

Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.

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(904): View more from Florida

I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight

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(801): View more from Utah

One less thong to worry about.

(801): View more from Utah

One less *thing! But probably that too.

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