the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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