just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
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She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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