I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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