I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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