He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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