it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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