Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
my phone needs a breathalizer
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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