physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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