I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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