office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
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Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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