Yo dont text me then not text me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
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So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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