I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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