He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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