If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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