Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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