The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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