ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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