so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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