nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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