can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm really busy with my period
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