he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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