I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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