lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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