Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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