You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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