I'm going to jail i love you
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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