yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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