didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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