just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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