Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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