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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.

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  That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?

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• (408): View more from California

  I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....

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• (831): View more from California

  I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop

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