As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he thought i was a dude.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh