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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?

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  First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?

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• (650): View more from California

  I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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  I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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• (516): View more from New York

  I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.

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• (408): View more from California

  That's why god made go-pro's and tequila

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?

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