You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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