You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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