do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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