I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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