David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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