When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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