I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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