Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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