All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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