We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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