Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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