I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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